Product description

So, you know when a radio station censors a rap song and you feel like you’re just listening to Morse code? Offensive Office Stationery is that, but in pen form.
This stationery set contains 5 pens that seriously bring the offence. They’re perfect for office workers who pretty much hate their jobs, their bosses, and everyone they work with – especially those people who pick up their pens while hovering around their desks and then casually walk off with them. Hello! This ain’t yours!
Lines:
1. Actually, just f**k off
2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f***ing spell
4. Property of C***y McF***face.
5. These dull f***ers think I'm working